Drafted on 26-12-11, turns out it dates it from when you "publish" - oh well, still amusing.
As found on BOLS (http://www.belloflostsouls.net/), apparently it has been around for a few years and the author is unknown - but very clever. Without further ado...
T'was the night before 9869986.M41, and all through the station
All there was clear, there was no abomination.
