As found on BOLS - Merry Xmas Heretics!

Drafted on 26-12-11, turns out it dates it from when you "publish" - oh well, still amusing.

As found on BOLS (http://www.belloflostsouls.net/), apparently it has been around for a few years and the author is unknown - but very clever.  Without further ado...

T'was the night before 9869986.M41, and all through the station
All there was clear, there was no abomination.